The orange lunatic will send us to war against NATO. During a speech from gaudy Mara Lago where the soon to be felon-in-chief blathered he’d seize Greenland and the Panama Canal, Trump’s adobe like face seemed stroke-struck. His make-up looked like crap too. Could the sexual predator in Dream Sickle foundation actually change it to the Gulf of America? Deviant Don’s coked-up kid caterwauled Greenland wanted to be liberated from Denmark. Los Angeles is fighting the most apocalyptic fires ever. The creepier Elmo is supposedly the GOT of Diablo but he probably paid a gamer to do it for him. Europe and Canada are over the Tesla Czar and Bernie Sanders tore Elon a new one over foreign worker visas. Former congressperson Matt Gaetz, who had sex with and underage female according to a witness cited in the ethics report, wants to be the Governor of Florida. Another former GOP legislator, George Santos, who illegally profited from fundraising campaigns for sick dogs, claimed he needed more time to pay restitution even though he’s making bank on Cameo. Tooty Rudy Giuliani complained a courtroom sketch artist made him look like a dog.
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