CrabDiving – Wed 020817 – Apocalypticist Bannon & Shitler Shakes Down France

An apocalypticist Bannon was reviewed in depth on today’s episode of CrabDiving. Matt Drudge of “spattered blue dress” fame and the Drudge Report stated that the GOP should be sued for fraud over their inaction on taxes and Obamacare. Ninny Sean Spicer responded to Drudge’s attack proclaiming that replacing Obamacare is like difficult and stuff. Bitter clinger Sarah Palin was floated as a possible candidate for Canadian Ambassador. More retailers stopped promoting Ivanka’s stupid products. Shitler twatted about that “easy D,” whatever that means. The orange-a-hole-face allowed his Cheeto fingers to do the walking and phoned up the leader of France in an effort to shake down Hollande for NATO money. Finally, a note to listeners, today’s show was cut short due to a broadband snafu. Stay tuned for our normal two hour episodes!

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