Perpetual obstructionist Rand Paul held up a Senate vote on a coronavirus rescue package. Trump invoked an act to marshal the private sector against the virus he only recently started to give an amoeba fart about. Former presidential candidate Senator Elizabeth Warren proposed conditions for giant companies receiving corona bailouts. Joe Biden won the Florida, Arizona and Illinois primaries, and pressure is increasing for Bernie to bail. The union for hospitality workers projected 90% of its members might lose their jobs due to the pandemic. Conserva-load Liz Crokin blathered ignorant QAnon mouth ejaculate about the “white-hats” tainting the “elite’s” supply of kid essence with coronavirus. A Jeebus jerk suggests the virus will push mothers back into the kitchen, which of course is sky daddy’s plan. Polls show a yuuuuge disapproval rate for Man-baby’s handling of the outbreak. A resourceful team of Italians 3D printed a necessary component for ventilators at a cost of one dollar, while the company that usually makes the life giving widget charge ten grand. The corporate Sith Lords of McDonald’s pushed back on the paid sick-leave bill. Meanwhile, in news not relating to the freaking pandemic, the EPA has been sneakily approving various new chemicals without public input as required by law. And QAnon loons pushed a fake story about Oprah being arrested for child trafficking.
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