CrabDiving – Tue 031720 – Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services & Coronavirus Marches On

Evil pastors refuse to stop services, saying their god will protect those who show up and drop money in their baskets. Cash assistance from the government gained support as the coronavirus screws the economy. Senator Sherrod Brown ripped Moscow Mitch a new a-hole over the Majority Leader’s delayed votes for pandemic relief aid. A cluster of the virus was discovered to have been spread because of a stupid South Korean church. We learned to not take Ibuprofen if you get the coronavirus. Jeebus loon Kenneth Copeland claims hatred of Trump caused the coronavirus. Former Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain revealed how marrying religious freak Paula White was a “game-changer.” Liberty University finally decided to make all classes online due to a petition by a heroic student. West Virginia recorded its first case of the virus. A Rush Limbaugh guest host, Mark Steyn, who sat in for the oxy-loving Medal of Freedom recipient said some ridiculous homophobic crap about our LGBTQ friends in San Francisco.

Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services

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