CrabDiving – Wed 040615 – Cruz and Sanders Win Wisconsin & Rick Scott Tongue-Schlonged

Cruz and Sanders win Wisconsin and the Crabs review Murica’s reactions. The upcoming New York primary will mos def matter. Trump calls Ted a liar in statement released after The Donald’s loss in the Cheese State primary. Antonin Scalia is saddled with an acronym that is very fitting. Dandy fashionista and Republican strategist Roger Stone attempts to scrub rudeness and racism from his Twitter. Good folk don’t smoke the dank according to a-hole legislator Jeff Sessions. Bat-boy Florida tyrant and Governor Rick Scott gets tongue-schlonged in a Starbucks because he refused funding for Obamacare. No one goes to jail from British Petroleum for dumping a crap-ton of Texas tea into the Gulf Of Mexico. In California, Chino Hills Valley School-board Members are forced to pay for their Taliban-like behavior. Sarah Palin tosses the most amazing world salad ever.

Cruz and Sanders Win Wisconsin

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