CrabDiving – Wed 041118 – Paul Ryan Leaving Congress & Boehner Evolves On Weed

Today’s big news was GOP coward Paul Ryan leaving Congress, as long predicated by The Crabs. We played a preview of Comey’s upcoming big interview and Trump is not going to like it! It was suggested if the Special Counsel gets the boot, Mueller should go nuclear. Spiteful Shitler said he wouldn’t speak to Mueller cuz the raid on his lawyer hurt his fee-fees. The DOJ is interested in Cohen’s involvement in the infamous pussy-grabbing-tape from Access Hollywood. An unnamed dickbag Republican had a profane discussion about Cheeto Teats with RWNJ Erick Erickson. A North Dakota school board could be saddled with a member with strong ties to the KKK. A FOX contributor and youth pastor in Alabama was arrested for child molestation. . . shocker. After career of advocating for Draconian drug laws that landed many Americans in the slammer, conserva-load John Boehner evolved on pot legalization when he landed a “high” paying job in the marijuana industry. Finally, Pat rattled off a shocking and mind-boggling list of the most admired people on this third rock from the sun. paul ryan disses trump

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