Manafort is screwed and the former campaign manager is probably headed to jail to await trial. A wily raccoon reached the roof of a skyscraper in Minnesota. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s strangest quotes from the sham summit with Kim Jong Un. Michael Cohen’s lawyers are dumping him, and bets are on him flipping. Based on Cheeto’s behavior, a psychologist surmises the Trump’s mental imbalance has shifted into high gear. Fascist legislator Steve King retweeted a British neo-Nazi white nationalist. GOP load Mark Sanford received a Hot Carl from man baby. Wisconsin flipped some seats in Trump-dominated districts. Nazi a-hole Laura Ingraham called on The Donald to fire Scott Pruitt. An idiot Republican in the Kingdom of Arizona warned there’s a shortage of white kids. Impotent Chief of Staff John Kelly refused Trump’s order to promote Rudy Giuliani’s kid. Speaking of the former RWNJ mayor, the Nosferatu impersonator is allegedly bragging about hooking up with a “big-boobed, married woman.” Conserva-twunt Ted Cruz got an invitation to ball with late night host Jimmy Kimmel for charity. Finally, we learned the Crabs’ former home state of Cali could be split into three chunks… not.
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