Elon Musk is a Dickens novel boss and Trump waddled into the 2024 race. Mara Lago security thugs wouldn’t let guests leave during Shitler’s low-energy announcement. Ivanka was a no-show for Trump’s campaign kick-off event which was a pretty big flog according to white nationalist Nazi-troll Nick Fuentes. Similarly-statured bigot, Vincent James also turned in a negative review of Trump’s presidential announcement. Man-baby’s former Secretary of State was critical of the Don-the-con as well. Even Mother’s Husband, aka Pence, wasn’t enthusiastic about the orange fascist’s run for POTUS hinting there would be better options. A pro-Putin Russian propagandist was also negative about the corpulent rapist-author’s intentions for high office. However, pro-god-botherer Shane Vaughn rejoiced over former President Adderall’s plans to run for office. The Senate voted to codify same-sex marriage. Scientists created a vaccince to protect against drugs laced with fentanyl. Media mogul Nick Cannon is set to have another kid.
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