On today’s show, the Crabs anoint Ann Coulter as the worst human ever, plus we cover these stories: a third grade teacher uses a book written by oxy addict, Rush Limbaugh to school her students on American history #killmenow; Alabama has to obey the Constitution and allow women access to abortion #duh; Sir Alec Guinness should have been overjoyed for being best known for his work as a Jedi Master; Neil Patrick Harris needs his own big gay army; a dullard Michigan homo-phobe is caught on camera sounding ridiculously stupid #I’mReadyForMyCloseUpMrDemille. Finally, according to World Net Daily, Obama just turned 53 or…did he? #Benghazi!