CrabNation covers the following on Monday’s episode: a guest puke pundit on Fox News believes Michael Brown was in fact armed because, ya know, he was born black; RWNJ internet radio loony believes a little hamlet in California is infected with demons #Whoyagonnacall; fat shamer Keith Ablow issues the worst apology ever; moronic preacher thinks the Constitution should be amended so that being gay gets you 10 years of hard labor #WWJD. Finally, the Crabs learn that the list of the top 10 friendliest cities per Parade Magazine should come with a caveat