On this episode, the Crabs are joined by comedian Brent Parris to discuss drive through funerals, the Joan Rivers selfie and the following: a funeral home is allowing you to pay your respects to the deceased from the comforts of your vehicle; the ridic Hobby Lobby ruling has ramifications; John Travolta has a fake beard; a customer watches his pizza get tea-bagged #haveityourway; a porn actress is featured on the cover of a math workbook for kids #progressive. Finally, the Crabs get the lowdown on the Miss America pageant #spraytan.