CrabDiving – Wed 042716 – Cruz Picks Fiorina & A-hole Bryan Fischer Transphobic

Cruz picks Fiorina as the running mate for his 2016 Presidential bid and the Crabs want to know why. Lindsey Graham administers a moderate Trump schlonging via Twitter. Despite having stated that she could never see Cruz beating Clinton in the general election, Carly Fiorina still decides to shack-up politically with Tedly. The Donald gives a speech about foreign policy and quite frankly, he bombs, in a huge way. The better half of Chris Christie gives Trump’s sexist comments at a campaign rally an extreme eye roll. Disgraced former Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert is getting jail time for money shenanigans related to sexual abuse he dolled out back in the day. RWNJ trans-phobic broadcaster Bryan Fischer gets an on-air call from a fellow xenophobic loony and all of a sudden the changing rooms at Target are transformed into teenage copulation chambers. Evil-ass conservative Sith Lord Ann Coulter believes Trump’s speech on foreign policy was the best in history.

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