CrabDiving – Wed 072022 – Judge Ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani To Testify In Georgia’s Election Investigation

A Judge ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani to testify in Georgia’s election investigation. Insane heat brought the highest temps of the year to the south-central United States. The contempt trial of Blotch Nazi Bannon began. The Secret Service still can’t produce…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071822 – Corrupt Conservatives Are Roasting Marshmallows As The Earth Burns

Corrupt conservatives are roasting marshmallows as the Earth burns.  “Moderate” GOP loads in Arizona are trying to excise the MAGATS.  The Crabs played clips of losing Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor sharing her story or being “swatted.” Repub Dr. Oz bragged about…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071522 – Secret Service Deleted Jan. 6th Texts and F Joe Manchin

The Secret Service deleted Jan. 6th texts and F Joe Manchin. Biden fist bumped MBS. There’s a mysterious nosebleed disease similar to Ebola has doctors stymied. The House passed a bill codifying Roe. Pop singer Ricky Martin faces incest and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 071422 – The Webb Telescope Looks Back Billions of Years While The GOP Fights To Take Us Back Decades

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The Webb telescope looks back billions of years while the GOP fights to take us back decades. Ivana Trump died. GOP pile of rat spew Gym-bag Jordan said he had no regrets for calling a 10-year-old rape victim a liar.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071322 – Trump Hate-Watches The Jan. 6th Hearings

Trump hate watches the January 6th hearings. Evil GOP’rs aren’t doing much for women after they nixed Roe. The testimony of former White House attorney Cipollone has caused the select committee to delay the next hearing. Tech douche Elon Musk and rapist President…

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