Pelosi smacked down the moderate Democrats. Trump was booed in Alabama when he told a horde of MAGATS to get vaccinated. Lunatic Lindell promised “nationwide injunctions” on voting machines. The vomits of the NRA canceled a yearly meeting due to…
CrabDiving – Fri 082021 – Elon Musk Announced He Is Designing Our Future Robot Overlords
Elon Musk announced he is designing our future robot overlords. Biden promised to get more Americans and Afghans who helped the U.S. during the 20-year war in Afghanistan out of the country. Hurricane Henri has taken aim at the Hamptons.…
CrabDiving – Thu 081921 – Trump and The Republicans Are Responsible For Another MAGA Terrorist
Trump and the Republicans are responsible for another MAGA terrorist. Miami Dade schools issued a mask mandate in defiance of Governor DeathSantis. In a sad attempt to mend broken relationships, My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell gave props to antisemitic broadcaster…
CrabDiving – Wed 081821 – DeSantis Is Hawking A COVID-19 Treatment In Which A Major Donor Owns Lots of Stock
DeSantis is hawking a COVID-19 treatment in which a major donor owns lots of stock. The COVID booster will be in wide distribution next month. The variant has been outpacing the number of people getting vaccinated which has made the…
CrabDiving – Tue 081721 – The Taliban Claims Women Will Have Rights, You Know, Islamic Rights
After taking over over Kabul, the Taliban claims women will have rights… you know, Islamic rights. Texas Czar Greg Abbott got ‘rona. The New York State Fair will allow the smoking of the good herb. Lunatic pillow mogul Mike Lindell…