CrabDiving – Fri 042321 – Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson Thinks People Don’t Need The COVID-19 Vaccine

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson thinks people don’t need the COVID-19 vaccine. Coronavirus numbers have been rising worldwide. Christian wank-prophet Johnny Enlow claimed Trump is on assignment from sky-god to take down Soros and the deep state. The ultimate conservative…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042221 – GOP Performance Artist Loon Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants To Debate AOC On Climate

GOP performance artist loon Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on climate change, which is freaking hilarious. The Crabs discussed the upcoming trial that stood by and did nothing as George Floyd was murdered. In Israel, a missile defense…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042121 – Maniacal Tucker Carlson Triggered By Cop Who Says Derek Chauvin Was Guilty

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Maniacal Tucker Carlson triggered by cop who says Derek Chauvin was guilty. AG Merrick Garland announced a DOJ probe into the Minneapolis Police. Burning Man said only vaccinated attendees would be admitted to their fest but they may have walked…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042021 – Killer Cop Derek Chauvin Was Found Guilty On All Counts

George Floyd's Killer Was Finally Arrested

Killer cop Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all counts. Pelosi tabled the move to censure Maxine cuz duh. William Barr dropped the f-bomb over voter fraud allegations sold to Shitler by the sex trafficking congressperson. Pedo-rocker Ted Nugent got…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041921 – Minneapolis Prepares For The Derek Chauvin Verdict

Minneapolis prepares for the Derek Chauvin verdict. The Speaker of the House defended Maxine Waters. An Oath Keeper Czar said their ranks include active duty law enforcement folk. The CDC shared numbers boasting the efficacy of coronavirus vaccines. Fascists of…

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