CrabDiving – Thu 102920 – Trump Is Flailing As Polls Solidify for Biden & Democrats Want To Expand SCOTUS

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Trump is flailing as polls solidify for Biden. Shitler literally left hardcore radicalized supporters in the cold after a rally in Omaha. In light of the ACB situation, centrist politicians have found themselves justifiably embarrassed for waiting so long to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102820 – Trump Administration Claims Defeating COVID-19 As An Accomplishment & Omaha Trumpists Stranded

The Trump Administration claims defeating COVID-19 as an accomplishment despite much of the country spiking with record-high numbers of coronavirus cases. According to polls, Shitler has continued to lose bigly. Michigan can’t prevent open-carry nut-balls from hitting the polls strapped…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102720 – Conservative SCOTUS Shanked Wisconsin’s Voting Extension & GOP Rammed Through A New SCOTUS Judge

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Conservative SCOTUS shanked Wisconsin’s voting extension. A judge rejected the DOJ’s lame attempt to stand in for Trump in a NYC defamation case. The Huffington Post dropped a terrifying article about how Shitler’s minions are flushing data down the loo.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102620 – Slumlord Jared Kushner’s Racist Remarks & Pence’s Staff Gets COVID-19

Slumlord Jared Kushner's Racist Remarks

Slumlord Jared Kushner’s racist remarks painted him as a total white supremacist pile of rat ejaculate. The United States tested positive for COVID 19 fatigue as the virus continued to ravage Murica. The Pence Campaign got slapped with an outbreak…

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