CrabDiving – Thu 030421 – Scam Artist Trump Is Sucking Donors Away From The Republican Party

Scam Artist Trump Is Sucking Donors Away From The Republican Party

Scam artist Trump is sucking donors away from the Republican Party. Meghan and Harry of the UK royals confirmed an interview with Oprah despite Prince Phillips’s health. Great apes in the San Diego Zoo received the coronavirus jab. Q-quacks have…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030221 – FBI Director Wray Shot Down GOP Lies That Antifa Attacked The Capitol

FBI Director Wray shot down GOP lies that Antifa attacked The Capitol. Wray also explained phone data to the dimwitted insurrectionist Senator Josh Hawley. SCOTUS hinted they’d shamefully uphold GOP voter suppression. Despite the CDC asking folks to continue to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030121 – Just 55% of CPAC Waddlers Want Trump As The GOP Nominee

Just 55% of CPAC waddlers want Trump as the GOP nominee. Also at CPAC, Governor Death-Santis and Czar Noem proved to be breakout stars of the gross, fascist Republican party. Senator Elizabeth Warren’s wealth-tax proposal has popularity.  Republa-loon Lauren Boebert…

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CrabDiving – Fri 022621 – Insurrectionists, Anti-Maskers and Bigots Gather To Worship Trump at CPAC

Insurrectionists, Anti-Maskers and Bigots Gather To Worship Trump at CPAC

Insurrections, anti-maskers and bigots gather to worship Trump CPAC. CPAC organizers tried to make unruly MAGAT attendees don face-coverings. Horrendous GOP fascist Matt Gaetz complained Mister Potato Head changed their preferred pronouns. Wanker Governor of Florida Death-Santis has become a…

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