CrabDiving – Fri 022621 – Insurrectionists, Anti-Maskers and Bigots Gather To Worship Trump at CPAC

Insurrectionists, Anti-Maskers and Bigots Gather To Worship Trump at CPAC

Insurrections, anti-maskers and bigots gather to worship Trump CPAC. CPAC organizers tried to make unruly MAGAT attendees don face-coverings. Horrendous GOP fascist Matt Gaetz complained Mister Potato Head changed their preferred pronouns. Wanker Governor of Florida Death-Santis has become a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 022321 – Republicans Want To Revise History Regarding Their January 6th Insurrection

Republicans Want To Revise History Regarding Their January 6th Insurrection

Republicans want to revise history regarding their January 6th insurrection. Horrific Senator Ron Johnson nearly pulled a muscle trying to absolve the Capitol rioters. Cretin Senator Rick Scott has been polishing his moobs for the 2024 presidential election. The murdering…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022221 – SCOTUS Rejected Trump’s Attempt To Escape New York Prosecutors

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SCOTUS rejected Trump’s attempt to escape New York prosecutors forcing the former POTUS and alleged rapist to hand over his taxes. A geeked up Don Jr. defended Daddy in a cracked-out video appeal to the universe. The United States hit…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021921 – Ron DeSantis Will Try To Convince 2024 Voters He Doesn’t Suck

GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's Disastrous Coronavirus Policy

Ron DeSantis will try to convince 2024 voters he doesn’t suck. A doctor from Johns Hopkins said COVID-19 will be mostly gone by April of this year. Faux News anchor Bill Hemmer warned cancel culture might come for Bible characters…

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