CrabDiving – Wed 091119 – Warren Ties Biden In A New Poll & California Wants Student Athletes Paid

warren ties biden in a new poll

Warren ties Biden in a new poll. Trump made the 9/11 commemoration at the Pentagon all about himself and righteous outrage ensued. We learned the White House ordered NOAA to falsify reports to back up the President’s lies. Shitler won’t…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091019 – Bolton Was Fired Or Maybe Resigned & Three Huzzahs For Black Rod

John Bolton beats Iran war drums

Bolton was fired or maybe resigned. According to a poll, Warren is the only Dem that doesn’t beat Trump in New Hampshire. The Crabs learned all about British Parliament, including the infamous “Black Rod.” News of the recession caused Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090919 – Wilbur Ross Threatened NOAA For Contradicting Trump & Falwell Jr. Exposed

Wilbur Ross threatened NOAA for contradicting Trump with the fact that Alabama was safe from a hurricane Dorian. NOAA has since opened an investigation into why the agency backed up the crap claims of “President Sharpie.” Man-baby instructed a Fox…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090619 – Trump’s Obvious Mental Decline & Religious Nuts Ban Harry Potter

Trump's Obvious Mental Decline

Trump’s obvious mental decline has been stunning, especially this week! The DOJ launched an antitrust probe into California automakers because the car makers are amazingly self-regulating in terms of environmental standards. After the whole “president sharpie” madness, White House aides…

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CrabDiving – Thu 090519 – Pathetic Trump Altered A Weather Map With A Sharpie & Boris’ Bad Brexit

Trump Altered A Weather Map With A Sharpie

Pathetic Trump altered a weather map with a sharpie, and the Shitler-suckers in the White House came to his rescue. Hurricane Dorian is washing up bricks of blow on Florida’s Atlantic coast. It leaked that Man-baby may drop Mother’s Husband…

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