CrabDiving – Wed 012021 – Trump’s Nightmare Presidency Is Over & Joe Biden Was Inaugurated 46th POTUS

Trump’s nightmare presidency is over. Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez and Garth Brooks performed at Biden’s inauguration. National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman’s inaugural poem said democracy is what we aspire for. Impeached Donald Trump looked like crap at his sad…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011521 – My Pillow Guy’s Seditious Notes & Trump Bans Invoking Nixon

My Pillow Guy’s seditious notes truly make this bumbling fascist loser impossible to satirize. Numbers have shown positive approval for Biden while Shitler’s approval rating is historically crap-tastic. Man-baby has been busting out in massive emotional diaper rashes over comparisons…

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CrabDiving – Thu 011421 – Trump Is Ranting To An Empty White House & NYC Attack Squirrels

Trump Is Ranting To An Empty White House

Trump is ranting to an empty White House that Biden lost the election. Shitler has struggled to mount a defense against impeachment. Infowars Czar Alex Jones is wanted by the FBI for questioning about his role in the riots in…

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