CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081919 – NYPD Fired Eric Garner’s Killer & Plague-Ridden Prairie Dogs

nypd fired eric garner's killer cop

The NYPD fired Eric Garner’s killer cop who choked to death the man despite Garner’s repeated plea of, “I can’t breathe!” Neo-Nazis are setting up training camps with live firing drills but limp, feckless racist law enforcement in Murica won’t…

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