CrabDiving – Thu 081519 – Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib & CVS Limits Birth Control

Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib

Israel banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib at the behest of racist Trump. Even AIPAC pushed back against Israel’s decision to ban the legislators. Senator Elizabeth Warren jumped out to a big lead in an Iowa Caucus poll. Another poll from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081419 – Steve King’s Rape and Incest Comments & Recession Signs Increasing

Steve King's Rape and Incest Comments

Steve King’s rape and incest comments earned the Nazi legislator a profane shaming from hosts of CrabDiving. Trump knows dick about the yield curve and surely we are headed for a nasty recession. The guards of Jeffrey Epstein were napping…

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CrabDiving – Tue 081319 – Ken Cucinelli’s Statue of Liberty Poem Rewrite & Don Lemon’s Stink Finger Move

Ken Cucinelli's Statue of Liberty Poem Rewrite

Ken Cucinelli’s Statue of Liberty poem rewrite would have been surreal under any other administration. Trump spewed forth a bunch of unhinged statements in a 10-minute tarmac rant. Riot police stormed the Hong Kong airport causing loads of flight cancellations.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081219 – Trump Loosened Endangered Species Protections & Epstein Suicide Raises Questions

Trump Loosened Endangered Species Protections

Trump loosened endangered species protection because Cheeto only cares for himself, Happy Meals and Ivankar, in that order. The late child rapist Jeffrey Epstein kept diaries of all the evil famous people who boarded his private jet, Lolita Express. Trump-sucker…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080919 – Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos & Tucker Carlson’s “Vacation”

Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos

Massive gun seller Walmart removes violent video games promos but leaves the personal weapons of mass destruction aisles well enough alone. Biden uttered some dumb racist crap. Supposedly, the number of presidential candidates to chose from are tiring Iowa voters.…

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