CrabDiving – Thu 052319 – Pelosi Hopes Trump Gets An Intervention & President Stable Genius

Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention

Speaker Nancy Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention, following his toddler tantrum Rose Garden statement declaring his strike until the investigations stop. A bunch of Democrats are questioning why money is going to electing members of the party that are…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052219 – Trump’s Whiny Rose Garden Blowup & Holy Crap Fox “News” Is Xenophobic

Trump's Whiny Rose Garden Blowup

Trump’s whiny Rose Garden blowup was craptastic and the Crabs played audio of the tiny-handed, angry fascist’s rantings. Cheeto reminded us he “doesn’t do cover-ups” and he will not work with the Dems until all the investigations stop. According to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 052119 – HUD Secretary Ben Carson Knows Nothing About HUD & McGahn Snubbed The House

HUD Secretary Ben Carson knows nothing about HUD

HUD Secretary Ben Carson knows nothing about HUD. The Housing and Urban Development Czar confused a yummy cookie with a real estate term. Representative Maxine Waters ripped Carson a new sphincter when she accused the useless, aloof sleepy civil servant…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051719 – Cartoon Gay Wedding Upsets Religious Nuts & House Passes Historic LGBTQ Rights Bill

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The adults in the House passed an anti LGBT discrimination bill. Shitler warned long jail sentences would be in store for anyone accused “spying” on behalf of the Deep State. Speaking of spying, Trump licker Billy Barr doubled down on…

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