CrabDiving – Mon 031725 – MAGA Made The World Hate The USA and Destroyed Our Allies’ Trust In Us

MAGA made the world hate the USA and destroyed our allies’ trust in us. Racist orc Trumpkin Tom Homan blathered drivel about ignoring judges and laws. A French legislator ripped the U.S. a new one and demanded we return the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031425 – GOP Authoritarians Are Increasingly Being Scorned in Public

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GOP authoritarians are increasingly being scorned in public, rightfully getting booed and challenged for the chaotic destruction they are wreaking upon our democratic republic. Spineless Senate Democrats led by Chuck Schumer helped the Republicans pass their poisoned continuing resolution. Odious…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031225 – Greenland Voters Sent Emphatic Middle Fingers To Trump

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Greenland voters sent emphatic middle fingers to Trump. Shitler and Tesla twerp Elon Musk used the White House as a showroom to peddle a crappy electric car that don’t charge good. Canada and EU took countermeasures against President Diaper Load’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031025 – MAGA Jackboots Are Gunning For The First Amendment

MAGA jackboots are gunning for the first amendment. Trump is tanking the economy because it’s a day ending in “y.” Tesla shares are going down just like Elmo’s rockets. Man-baby blathered something about spreader SCOTUS Barrett being smart. Our crap…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030725 – Batcrap Bobby Kennedy Will Spend Taxpayer Cash To Study A Debunked Anti-vax Claim

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Batcrap Bobby Kennedy will spend taxpayer cash to study a debunked anti-vax claim. Another SpaceX rocket exploded in flight. Little Marco and Elmo sparred during a cabinet meeting. Feckless Sean Duffy got in on it too! Shitler decided to not…

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