Security clearances for everybody is the motto for the Trump Administration. A former congressional aide, Amy Lappos accused former VP Joe Biden of inappropriate touching. A judge told Shitler his lifting of the ban on Artic drilling is unlawful. Ancient…
CrabDiving – Fri 032919 – Bonkers Alex Jones Deposition & Another Trump Nuremberg Rally
Parts of the bonkers Alex Jones deposition was played on this episode of the commie pinko liberal podcast. Federal spending hit the highest levels since the Bush bank bailout. Mustache troll Bolton warned the Russians about meddling in Venezuela. The…
CrabDiving – Thu 032819 – Hannity Interviewed Trump & Tucker Carlson Sees Benefits In Global Warming
Hannity interviewed Trump and of course, the fluffy questioning was a warm, figurative moist tonguing of PEEOTUS’ ego by the neckless Fox-bot wonderboy. Fascist bro-load Tucker Carlson inexplicably claimed climate change makes natural disasters better. The Crabs learned the Mueller…
CrabDiving – Wed 032719 – Trump Wants To Take Away Your Healthcare & Alex Jones’ Latest Vile Theory
Trump wants to take away your healthcare because Cheeto is an evil Sith Lord load. Presidential candidate Kamala Harris sent a parent to jail over truancy back her days as a prosecutor. MSNBC saw a drop in ratings after shifting…
CrabDiving – Tue 032619 – GOP Senate Blocked The Green New Deal & Jussie Smollett Charges Dropped
The GOP Senate blocked the Green New Deal cuz they’re illiterate ninnies. Empire actor Jussie Smollett appeared in an emergency hearing and all charges related to the hate crime scandal were dropped by prosecutors. Trump minion Bill Barr’s summary of…