CrabDiving – Wed 121218 – Cohen Sentenced To Three Years & The National Enquirer Is Cooperating

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Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years and tossed PEEOTUS under the bus during his “sorry speech.” Our rapist-in-Chief suggested a revolt would ensue if he were impeached. Man-baby, in fit of butthurt launched papers into the Oval…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120718 – Individual 1 Is Screwed & Tillerson Said Trump Wanted To Break Laws A Lot

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This “Mueller Friday” we learn that from Michael Cohen’s sentencing memo that Individual 1 is screwed bigly. And we already know who “Individual 1” is (hint: he is orange). Yet again, RWNJ White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is…

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CrabDiving – Thu 120618 – Labor Secretary Acosta Must Resign & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impresses Us

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Trump’s Labor Secretary Acosta must resign or be fired because as a prosecutor, the corrupt, weaselly a-hole betrayed children that were victims of pedophile monster Jeff Epstein. Wisconsin GOP legislator Robert Cowles was the only Republican to do right by citizens, voting…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120518 – Bush Funeral Disappoints QAnon Loons & Hillary Ignores TF Out Of Trump

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At his daddy’s funeral, George W. Bush slipped Michelle Obama a sweet treat. Qanon morons stupidly believed Trump and Mueller would come together after Bush’s funeral and arrest the evildoers of the deep state. GOP douche-lords of the Wisconsin Senate approved…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120418 – Roger Stone Pleads The Fifth & North Carolina GOP Vote Theft

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Roger Stone pleads the fifth and refuses to hand over emails that most likely incriminate the dandy. Trump walked back his massive victory lap regarding a trade deal with Chinar. Because the China deal turned out to be fictitious AF, the…

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