CrabDiving – Mon 080618 – Trump Admits Don Jr.’s Collusion & InfoSqueals Heard Round The World

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Trump admitted there was attempted collusion and totally sold his son out. A former prosecutor explained how Don Jr. could be facing RICO charges. Supposedly, Shitler’s advisers begged him to stop tweeting about Russian collusion. Cheeto’s administration snapped sanctions back…

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CrabDiving – Tue 073118 – Manafort Trial Started & John Kelly Staying Until 2020

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Chief of Staff John Kelly claimed he’s staying until 2020 at Trump’s request and Crabs called BS! The Manafort trial started and we learned Trump’s former Campaign Manager bought an ostrich leather coat valued at $16,000. Turkey said they’d retaliate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 073018 – Rudy Giuliani Insanity Tour & GOP Bigfoot Porn

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The Rudy Giuliani insanity tour continued and the Crabs played the insane ramblings of Trump’s crack attorney. The CBS board took no action against possibly over-horned honcho Les Moonves amid allegations of sexual harassment. Republitwunts claimed they’re trying to avoid…

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