CrabDiving – Thu 120618 – Labor Secretary Acosta Must Resign & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impresses Us

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Trump’s Labor Secretary Acosta must resign or be fired because as a prosecutor, the corrupt, weaselly a-hole betrayed children that were victims of pedophile monster Jeff Epstein. Wisconsin GOP legislator Robert Cowles was the only Republican to do right by citizens, voting…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120518 – Bush Funeral Disappoints QAnon Loons & Hillary Ignores TF Out Of Trump

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At his daddy’s funeral, George W. Bush slipped Michelle Obama a sweet treat. Qanon morons stupidly believed Trump and Mueller would come together after Bush’s funeral and arrest the evildoers of the deep state. GOP douche-lords of the Wisconsin Senate approved…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120418 – Roger Stone Pleads The Fifth & North Carolina GOP Vote Theft

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Roger Stone pleads the fifth and refuses to hand over emails that most likely incriminate the dandy. Trump walked back his massive victory lap regarding a trade deal with Chinar. Because the China deal turned out to be fictitious AF, the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120318 – GOP State Legislatures Attacking Democracy & Trump Witness Tampering

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GOP creepos won’t pass sexual harassment legislation for Congress. Trump hurled verbal barbs at Michael Cohen and Robert Mueller but praised dandy Roger Stone… no witness tampering there! Dudes from Virginia got busted for swindling the Department of Defense out…

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CrabDiving – Fri 113018 – Don Junior Is Screwed & Trump’s Having A Bad Time At The G20

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CrabDiving Political Podcast reviewed all the ways Don Junior is screwed in the Trump-Russia probe. Anchorage was hit with a powerful earthquake and luckily, the Crab’s Alaskan correspondent came out unscathed. Canadian Czar Justin Trudeau trolled Twitler by referring to the USMCA…

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