CrabDiving – Mon 021725 – “No Kings On Presidents Day” Protests Send A Huge “FU” To Trump

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“No Kings On Presidents Day” protests send a huge “FU” to Trump. Tesla Czar Elon Musk blathered the 60 Minutes team should be jailed. Shitler has a plan to squeeze Ukraine for cash. House prices in DC plummeted due to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021425 – USA Is Plummeting On The World Corruption Index As Trump’s Crooks Wreak Havoc

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USA is plummeting on the world corruption index as Trump’s crooks wreak havoc. Nazi J.D. Vance blathered a bunch of fascist mouth garbage at the Munich Conference. Elmo posted a bunch of classified data online. The Crabs learned about Christian…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021025 – Felon Trump and President Musk Are Eager To Start A Constitutional Crisis

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Felon Trump and President Musk are eager to start a Constitutional crisis to compensate for their wee Nazi-nads. The Philadelphia Eagles beat the team from Kansas City and Tom Brady, clad in a $700,000 watch, was a chatty dullard during…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020525 – Greedy Republican Bro-ligarchs Will Turn America Into Russia

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Greedy Republican bro-ligarchs will turn America into Russia as Musk leads the way to the unravelling of the federal government. Perpetually concerned Senator Susan Collins is “concerned” about Musk’s rummaging through the United States’ coffers. Democrats, the rest of the…

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