CrabDiving – Mon 012725 – Felon Trump’s Flurry of Unconstitutional Executive Orders

Felon Trump’s flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012425 – UK Staffers Used To Cry Laughing At Trump’s Calls With Their PM

UK staffers used to cry laughing at Trump’s call with their PM. Shitler the Nazi wants to 86 FEMA. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner catches much deserved flack for her support of President Diaper Rash. Fascist mouthpiece for man-baby, Caroline Leavitt, lied…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012225 – Elon Is Roman-Saluting His Way Into Tanking Approval Polls

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Elon is roman-saluting his way into tanking approval polls. CrabDiving H.Q. was hit with nearly a foot of snow, part of a polar vortex! The MAGATS and maybe China might chase away Musk. Elmo is sad-pants because Dear Leader announced…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011725 – Cue GOP Squeals, As Biden Declared The Equal Rights Amendment The Law of the Land

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler’s dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 011325 – Loonies Think Space Lasers and DEI Caused The L.A. Fires

Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith’s report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which “Q”, was shot dead by…

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