Tour guide Trump loves guiding folks through the White House and showing guests where Lincoln slept and the spot where Clinton soiled the infamous dress. Michael Bloomberg poo-poo’d coffee oligarch Charles Shultz making a run for president in 2020. The weather…
Trump caved on the shutdown and handed his tiny, sad cockles to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Fox-bot and Lead Shitler-Sucker Sean Hannity tried to talk down a listener who was “down in the dumps” over the caving of…
There may be lasting, severe Trump shutdown mental health effects, and we heard from more victims of Trump’s temper tantrum. Vlad “Uncle Nips” Putin warned Shitler against military action in Venezuela. Our cartoonish, evil Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross doesn’t understand…
Pelosi canceled Trump’s State of The Union and man-baby no likey! Shitler described the Speaker’s decision to nix the SOTU as a “great blotch.” The U.S. officially backed the opposition party in Venezuela. Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen postponed testimony…
Surely, there’s no way Trump’s crappy immigration deal will pass. The Republicans slipped evil, massive asylum restrictions into Shitler’s horrendously fascist border bill. AOC provided citations to support her impassioned remarks about climate change. Moderate Dems asked Pelosi to make…