CrabDiving – Wed 071818 – Trump Is Still Humping Putin & NRA Russian Spy

Putin's Piglet Trump Doesn't Want Debates Rules Changed

Trump is still humping Putin furiously and yet still finds time to tweet. Shitler contradicted Intel claims saying Russia wasn’t targeting midterm elections.  MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson hammered fascist Sarah Sanders about Cheeto Teats’ Helsinki walk back. The Orange Czar desperately…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071718 – Trump Double Negative Defense & Hate Preacher Hates Fornication

Trump double negative defense

The Trump double negative defense was pitiful AF and the Crabs played the treasonous ramblings of our gutless, weak strongman. During his limp defense of his traitor-speak, Shitler totally ruined his retraction by adding an improvised qualifier. Fascist FOX host…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071618 – Traitor Trump Blew Putin & Hate Crimes Rising

trump putin connection

Traitor Trump blew Putin and our treasonous rapist-in-chief surely wore through his knee pads at the summit in Helsinki. FOX “News” conservative Neal Cavuto struggled to defend PEEOTUS and suggested jet lag was to blame for Trump’s weak showing at…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071318 – UK Trump Protests & US Zealots Move To Ban Abortion

The UK Trump protests hurted orange manbaby’s feefees and nobody feels sorry for him. Shitler dissed Theresa May on camera and then shamelessly denied the dissing. Mueller dropped a big thick indictment that implicated 12 Russian officers. Flamboyant Info Wars…

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CrabDiving – Thu 071218 – Strzok Hearing GOP Circus & Stormy’s Catch and Release

strzok hearing GOP circus

The Strzok hearing GOP circus was in full loony tune mode and the Crabs played a myriad of dicked up clips. Conserva-twunt Louie Gohmert released a sleazy attack upon Strzok which inspired a fellow House member to ask the Texas congressman…

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