CrabDiving – Mon 082718 – Classless Trump McCain Statement & NRA Blames Gamer Shooting on Headphones

The classless Trump McCain statement was classic, disgusting Cheeto Teats and the Crabs reviewed the full text. Dirtbag GOP load Kelli Ward accused John McCain of using his death to push a negative narrative against their campaign. Shitler rejected a “war council” intervention from close, rich buddies and is tragically opting to navigate the presidency on his own. A neuroscientist explained what happens when narcissists like Trump lose power. Rupert Murdoch is catching much hell from an Australian politician for mucking up the country down under. Republican strategist dandy Roger Stone begged supporters for cash for his legal defense. Birther/racist Joe Arpaio is struggling with his crappy Senate bid. A loony gunsucker commentator on NRA TV blamed headphones for the recent shooting at a Madden Football video game tourney. Christo crook Jim Bakker blathered that he doesn’t wear his MAGA hat in public for fear of being snuffed out. John Goodman leaked that ABC shall kill off Roseanne’s stupid, Trump-worshiping character. Racist twunt Coach Dave complained he couldn’t say the n-word, even after spending better part of a horrid Pass The Salt blurting out the racial slur.

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