CrabDiving – Fri 082418 – Trump Organization CFO Flips & Everglades Super Snakes

CrabDiving explored the “Land of Super Snakes” a.k.a., Florida on this episode of the progressive political podcast. Dems promised many Trump investigations if they take the House in November. The RWNJ ninnies of Fox and Friends jawed over the CEO of The National Enquirer getting immunity and then reminded us to not blaming PEEOTUS for feeling surrounded. Shitler announced Pompeo’s date with Kim Jong Un was canceled due to lack of progress towards total denuclearization. .Corrupt GOP load Duncan Hunter shamelessly tossed his wife under the bus regarding the misuse of his campaign funds. A Georgia county rejected ridic voter suppression from the racist Republicans. An Arkansas school principal was lost a fight with a nonvenomous snake. In an epic When Animals Get Pissed segment, Pat and Ryan rage over the unnatural occurrence of a species of super-snake lurking in the bath-salt ridden state of Florida. Info Wars General Alex Jones said he’s still in contact with Cheeto Teats. Christo-dink Jerry Falwell Jr. issued a fascist, limp-dick proclamation to embattled college journalists. A Texas prayer rally drew zero attendees, huzzah. A Ron Paul fan blasted a a Federal Reserve building with a shotgun. Finally, the Miami Herald endorsed a GOP candidate that claimed they were abducted by aliens.

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