CrabDiving – Fri 112224 – Unemployed Creep Matt Gaetz Is Now Selling Videos On Cameo

Unemployed creep Matt Gaetz is now selling videos on Cameo which would make the Botox a write-off? Nazis, AKA Republicans, rallied around Trump’s rapey pick for Secretary of Defense. A former leader of Germany felt sadness over Shitler’s return to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111824 – Mars-a-Lago Filled With Bond Villains Like Joe Scarborough

The Mars-a-Lago guest list has been consistently filled by the worst of “Bond villains, but enough about turncoat bootlicker MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. The SCOTUS did something good in Alaska. President Elect Shitler’s advisers butted Nazi-heads over cabinet appointments. President…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111324 – Trump Plots The Destruction of America With Totally Insane Cabinet Picks

MAGA Mega-Creep Matt Gaetz's Troubles Are Mounting

Trump plots the destruction of America with totally insane cabinet picks. The Representative from Florida’s First District, who surely has the most DUIs in Congress and was facing an ethics probe for child-sex-trafficking, is Shitler’s pic for AG. Weekend, second…

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