CrabDiving – Mon 091916 – Trump Hates Freedom of Expression & Glenn Beck Whitesplains

trump hates freedom of expression

So Trump hates freedom of expression in addition to all the other rights he poo-poos. Corrupt Chris Christie knew about the bridge shenanigans as they happened.  Police caught the suspect in the recent New York and New Jersey bombings. North Carolina’s crooked…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 091416 – NFL Preview & Phuck The Rams!

The Daily Upper Decker on the CrabDiving Network returns and comedian Tommy Gimler is finally back from interviewing Olympians, entertaining LLWS locals, promoting Harley and the Davidsons and yelling at Tough Mudder athletes as they ran through electricity by choice,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

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Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091516 – Lying Trump Children & Coach Dave Hillary Shackles

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Lying Trump children came off particularly vile in various television interviews. The Donald threw the black pastor that shamed him under the bus. Donald Trump, Jr. made a deplorable remark as he attempted to illustrate an ignorant point. Ivanka was…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091416 – Georgia Mosque Militia Threat & Powell Calls Benghazi Witch-Hunt

Georgia Mosque Militia Threat

The Georgia mosque militia threat is for realz and the Crabs covered the ridiculous redneck racist shenanigans. Americans admitted in polls that they trust the media less than before. New York’s Attorney General said he will go after Trump’s “charitable” organization. According to…

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