CrabDiving – Tue 090616 – Gretchen Carlson FOX Settlement & Glenn Beck’s American Dream Dies, Lit’rally

Gretchen Carlson Sues FOX

The Gretchen Carlson FOX settlement was huge, which makes you think the land of Roger Ailes was pretty darn creepy. Governor Rick Perry is getting fitted for a dance belt, color The Crabs there! Greta Van Susteren says buh bye to the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090516 – Obama Defends Kaepernick & Biden Sick Of Trump

obama defends kaepernick

Obama defends Kaepernick and, predictably, RWNJs lose their tiny minds. Hillary clobbers the orange-a-hole-face in the latest 2016 presidential race polls, despite her recent bout of coughing. Supposedly, Hacksaw Ridge will revive the career of racist and frequent loon Mel…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090216 – Rampaging Taco Trucks & Trump Script

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Big shocker: the orange a-hole face isn’t paying his top staffers properly. Hillary Clinton gets more heat from that stupid email scandal. The moderators for the upcoming Presidential debate have been announced and it’s a total snooze fest. The president of…

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The Cannalinguists – E066 – Nate Diaz Vapes & Spice Overdosing

Apparently, there is such a thing as a weed deli. How awesome is that? Nate Diaz of the UFC gets suspended cannabidiol (does not have psychoactive effects) vaping at a post-fight press conference. Users of “spice” are overdosing at an alarming rate.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 090116 – Alex Jones False Flag Warning & David Duke Wood For Trump

Alex Jones

The Alex Jones false flag warning couldn’t be more dramatic. The gravely voiced loon is ready for an all out war that will never happen. Trump’s immigration speech goes full Nazi. David Duke is pitching a tent in his white sheet…

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