CrabDiving – Fri 093016 – Roy Moore Suspended & Satan Up Inside ABC TV Execs

News of Roy Moore suspended and the air in Alabama tasting a little sweeter. The Crabs read the latest Donald Trump tweet storm regarding former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. We learned thatĀ zero newspapers endorsed the orange-a-hole-face. The GOP Presidential candidate joked about kicking non-Christians out of rally and sounded like he stepped out of an old Dean Martin roast. Jenny McCarthy’s dangerous anti-vaxxer efforts were aided by Trump Foundation dollars. A student poet had a car window smashed because their work contained atheistic themes. Gordon Klingenschmitt explained that Satan must be up inside ABC execs producing a television program about a gay minister. A male student in Utah couldn’t handle the uniforms donned by Cheerleaders and nearly got their skirts nixed. In news from the nonexistent war on Christianity, a Floridian claimed she was ticketed because of her faith.
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