CrabDiving – Fri 031816 – Mormon Theocracy Fail & Gay Gospel

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The Mormon theocracy fail commences and the Crabs grab front-row seats for #FaithlessFriday shenanigans. Hillary Clinton has a problem with NSA, according to some RWNJs. A shooter from the recent terrorist attack in Paris is finally caught. Bernie Sanders concedes Missouri,…

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CrabDiving – Thu 031716 – Alabama Textbooks & Trump Brain Good?

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Alabama textbooks are insane due to the fact that evolution ain’t considered a fact within their crap pages. Barack Obama issues a cock-slap to a certain 2016 election front-runner, that used to host a stupid reality television game show.  Supposedly, Donald…

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CrabDiving – Tue 031516 – Jane Sanders Tent Jail Visit & Obama Administers Schlonging

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A Jane Sanders tent jail visit reveals deplorable conditions for prisoners and the Crabs are enraged. Obama speaks out against the violence at Trump rallies and administers a presidential schlonging to either side. Pat and Ryan play the political ad…

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