The Crabs return to Los Angeles and cover the early-term Rahm Emanuel vacation abort due to the latest Chicago police trigger-happytude. Apparently, in a Trump vs Clinton early pole cock-off, the two candidates come off evenly. Sadly, the Tamir Rice indictment was not as easy as a ham sandwich. David Duke finds fellow golden boy of old, white, fat, male racists – AKA Donald Trump – a little out there for even his bigoted tastes. In a failed effort to make his pea-shooter safer, a dude shoots a toddler in the face while cleaning his gun. In other no-fun-with-guns-news, a lunatic puts a bullet in her buddy’s eye for not believing in Jebus. Justin Bieber graffiti spray is everywhere in San Francisco thanks to a gaggle of fanatic Belieber marketers. A dude bangs out a goat then gives satisfied smirk for his mugshot (below Rahm’s mug)..
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