CrabDiving – Mon 041816 – Crazy Oath Keepers & White Dudes Try To Rule Vag

Crazy Oath Keepers

The crazy Oath Keepers are prepped for battle with anything non-white and Hillary’s cough is the seed of a conspiracy theory to Drudge Report types. Bernie Sanders meets with the Pope. If there’s a brokered convention on the Republican side,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041516 – Pastor Manning Buttholes & Jill Stein Green Party Platform

Pastor Manning buttholes

On this Faithless Friday episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan discuss the evils of Hillary’s super PAC dough. John Kasich offers typical RWNJ victim-blaming advice regarding rape. Green Party candidate Jill Stein has much to offer Murica but sadly won’t…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041416 – Trump Celebrity Endorsements & Horny Governor Orders Up Helo

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The Trump celebrity endorsements are in and it’s headlined by Scott Baio, a.k.a. Chachi. The Crabs offer a preview of an upcoming Democratic debate between Hillary and Bernie. A Bernie surrogate makes a dumbass comment. Duck Dick Willie Robertson has a podcast…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041316 – Trump Tantrum & Stupid Florida Gun Nut

Trump tantrum - CrabDiving

Pat and Ryan sit back and enjoy the Trump tantrum regarding the rules of a “contested convention.” The Donald and Reince Priebus sword fight over the present Republican electoral system. Most large corporations don’t pay dick in federal taxes. Bernie…

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