CrabDiving – Tue 050316 – Vile Racists Attack Malia Obama & Christiban Attacks Target

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Vile racists attack Malia Obama, which reminds the Crabs how bigoted Murica can be. Ted Cruz gets verbally schlonged by some Trump-a-los in Indiana. Trump caters to the loonies by suggesting Ted’s Dad was somehow in on the JFK assassination. Tedly limply lashes out…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050216 – Cruz Recommends Spanking & Kirk Cameron Is A Dick

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Ted Cruz recommends spanking for misbehaving kids and it comes off both creepy and pervy. Ted’s equally unlikable running mate, Carly Fiorina, takes a tumble and the video is amazing. The eccentric and ham-faced broadcaster Glenn Beck, in what only can…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042816 – Boehner Calls Cruz Lucifer & Joel Osteen Takes A Dick

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Boehner calls Cruz Lucifer and the former Speaker isn’t shy about further describing his disdain for the Senator from Texas. The reviews of Trump’s foreign policy speech are in and the Donald doesn’t score a “huge win.” Speaking of that horrid…

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