CrabDiving – Wed 071515 – Baphomet Statue Unveiling & Sumner Redstone Honey Money

Baphomet statue unveiling

Pat and Ryan eagerly await the Baphomet statue unveiling.  They discuss Alec Baldwin’s Next Big “Oily” Thing.  There are the usual headlines and nutty stories from the right wingers.  Sumner Redstone’s driver never had a light envelope.  The War Of Jade Helm 15 rages…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071415 – America’s Transvestite Army & Obama Does Not Bomb Iran

beware America's transvestite army

Tuesday’s show!  The Crabs anticipate the onslaught of “America’s “Transvestite Army” (Rick Wiles’ words not CrabDiving).  Pat and Ryan also cover several crazy stories.  Obama strikes a deal with Iran instead of bombing Tehran back to the Stone Age.  Israel no likey Obama’s Iran…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 071015 – Whoopi Cosby Defense & Blackmailing Gay Porn Stars

Whoopi Cosby defense

The Whoopi Cosby defense, a Hick’s in love with Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate and lots more on this hi-larious episode. Meet my new girlfriend, Veronica-“Pooh” Nash Poleate.  I’m in love.  The Bill Cosby is gross train keeps on a chugging.  Whoopi needs to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071315 – Chapo Guzman Escape & Gay God’s Revenge

Chapo Guzman escape

On Monday, the Crabs go “full heist movie” and examine the Chapo Guzman escape.  They also uncover that craptastic ammosexual Alex Jones believes the LGBT movement is turning us into sexless drones #falseflag.  Rick Wiles believes the United “Gay” States…

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