CrabDiving – Wed 020415 – Ken Ham’s Theme Park Lawsuit, Kid Punished For Wielding Hobbit Ring, Hiltons & Walmarts Can Suck It

Ken Ham Creation Museum Dinosaurs of Eden

Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: the FCC does something non-shitty; Ken Ham is suing Kentucky cuz he wants ‘Murica tax dollars to pay for his “Christian-Wally-World”; Comcast sends bill to “Asshole” #takesonetoknowone; a St. Louis police union spokesperson threatens…

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The CannaLinguists – E012 – Marijuana Bank In Oregon, Colorado Making Cash, Nancy Grace Whack On Weed

April and Alex are joined in-studio by comic, Aaron Pita and they toke over the following stories: a marijuana bank opens in Oregon; Colorado is rolling in weed dollars; Nancy Grace flips out about pot; the Silicon Valley is getting the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020315 – Rand Paul Kooky, Glenn Beck Wacky, Randy Quaid Loony

The Crabs cover these stories: Rand Paul is a kook about common core; simpleton GOP’r Thom Tillis is for less government by way of more signs; Glenn Beck doesn’t disappoint in his moron-i-tude regarding anti-vaxxers; corpulent Chris Christie is opting…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 013015 – Gwyneth & Her Steamed Clam, Sad Bieber, Sherri Shepherd Exiled!

A hungover Hollywood Hick dispenses with the following stories: Suge Knight done went and did it now; why so sad Bieber?; Sherri Shepherd and the Hick have done broke the fuck up; Gwyneth and her steamed clam; Lindsay might be headed to the…

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