The Hollywood Hick – Fri 040315 – Lotta Hating Out There; Tom Hanks’ Son; Get Well, Big Ang!

big ang provides shelter

On his new Facebook page, The Hollywood Hick found out just how much some people hate the homos… and it’s a lot. Tom Hanks’ son is a rapper… and a royal asshole… good work, Tom. Couple good blind items. The Hick peruses the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 040715 – Rand Paul Officially In, War On Atheism, Snowden Statue

Snowden-Sculpture

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan deliver the following hot headlines: Chuy Garcia battles teacher-hating Rahm Emmanuel for the mayor-ship of the Second City; because they don’t live under the fear of burning in eternal Hades, war is declared on Atheists;…

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CrabDiving – Mon 040615 – Talkeetna, Alaska; Right Wing Fast Food; Pat Robertson Says Rest, Not Soccer

Talkeetna Alaska labor dispute

CrabDiving straddles the west coast with Ryan simultaneously broadcasting from Talkeetna, Alaska, when he isn’t vomiting outside from possible dog musher-prepared hot dog poisoning. Pat talks with Ryan’s brother, Geoffrey, on life in the 49th state. Some more of today’s topics…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E021 Wed 040115 – MLB Preview & Fantasy Baseball Draft for Gamblers

It’s The Daily Upper Decker’s 2015 MLB Preview, and we’re doing it the best way possible: through gambling. Local degenerate Barry Murphy and Mandatory.com‘s Gary Dudak join Tommy and T Sean in a fantasy draft of sorts that probably won’t…

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