The Daily Upper Decker – E017 Wed 030415 – March Madness Turds, Jihadi John Pirates Fan, MLB Preview

March Madness turds are finally coming back to earth; a coach tells a player he’ll kill him on national television; Josh Hamilton has another relapse, Tiger Woods accused of taking PEDs; the Phillies lose to a college team; Jihadi John wears a Pirates…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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The Hollywood Hick – Wed 030415 – Hilton Hijinks, Chris Brown is Somebody’s Daddy

Conrad Hilton III

The crazy train that is the Bobbi Kristina saga is still chuggin! Self-Entitled Rich kid Stories starring: Conrad/Barron Hilton. Kelly Osbourne and the chick I hope becomes our next hot mess du’jour. Chris Brown is somebody’s daddy?!?!?!?!; Bill O’Reilly is still…

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CrabDiving – Thu 030615 – Hillary Whips Out Her Emails; US Sprinting Away From Religion

CrabDiving Liberal Atheist Podcast

Sitting in again for Ryan, comedian Brent Parris (The Hollywood Hick) joins Pat in CrabDiving Studios to take on the following stories: Look, it’s snowing, so obviously Gore was full of it; a former top Alabamistan judge spills about the…

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