CrabDiving – Wed 021815 – Burn In Hell If You Do It Like A Dog, Oklahoma Says No AP American History

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On today’s episode, Pat and Ryan are dumbstruck by RWNJ ninny-tude as they cover the following news items: a lawmaker from South Dakota compares Planned Parenthood to ISIS; a trucker is issued walking papers when he claims in an official…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021715 – Gettin’ Nuc-Yuh-Lar With ISIS, Okla-Coma Bible Bangers, Scott Walker Can’t Prove He Talks To Jebus

On Tuesday, the Crabs sink their pincers into sky-gods of many different varieties. Plus, the following is covered: a-hole Arkansas senator wants to nuke ISIS cuz he’s a simpleton; ISIS to storm the boot; Okla-coma educators are passing out Bibles…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021615 – Victoria Jackson Cray Cray, Bryan Fischer Fears Gay Gestapo, Brownback Sucks

religions of US presidents

On Presidents’ Day, the Crabs review the most attractive and unattractive commanders-in-chief. Pat and Ryan also cover the following: RWNJ and xenophobe Victoria Jackson is not invited to Saturday Night Live’s anniversary show; Bryan Fischer bemoans the power of the…

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