CrabDiving – Mon 042015 – Bag Of Dicks To BP, Ricky Gervais Ain’t Prey, Americans Want Weed

Ricky Gervais vs Trophy Hunter

On Monday, Pat and Ryan celebrate 4/20 and offer a bag of figurative dicks to BP on the five year anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. The Crabs also cover the following: a racist moron decorates his property with…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E023 Wed 041515 – Woods A Wanker, Jon Lester’s Yips, Lawrence Phillips Offed Juicy?

The guys break down Justin Spieth’s Masters mastery, Tiger Woods’s dickishness, Jon Lester’s inability to throw a baseball to first base, the pure dog shit that was ESPN’s Wooden Award show, and don’t tell me you didn’t see this one coming:…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 041515 – Dennis Quaid’s Hysterical; Bieber Bounced; Baldwin Blind Gossip

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The Hollywood Hick prepares to see a Barry Manilow concert and regales as usual from his Florida room within spitting distance of Hollywood & Vine with stories of the following:  Bieber done got his entitled little ass tossed out of Coachella,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041715 – Feminist Won’t Be Photoshopped, Anti-Abstinent Tweeting, Suzanne Somers Vibrates

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#FaithlessFriday on CrabDiving brings these stories: a bunch of Christ-a-ban loons teaching abstinence-only sex education cold-busted on Twitter; Suzanne Somers tightens more than your thighs; Pat Robertson lays out the perfect child-beating fantasy; nobody told the Archbishop sex with kids…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041615 – Michigan Students Have No Fun With Florida Racism, Cute Copter Attacks, NoTPP!

Pat and Ryan fast-track the following topics on Thursday: Jeb Bush gonna get his Jesus on at Liberty University; the weekend warrior wanker that shot Eric Harris to death was up to some bullshit; the useless House opts to repeal…

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