The Voice of the Crabs joins Pat and Ryan in-studio and discusses the following tales of woe: Rick Scott might not be particular about the color of his M&Ms but damn…don’t bring a personal fan onstage; Pat Robertson warns his…
On today’s show, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comic Brent Parris and the following stories are covered: Pastor Juan Demetrius McFarland confesses to his parishioners that he has committed many sins including giving some of them AIDS #Oopsie;…
On Tuesday, CrabNation dispenses with these headlines: it does not compute for Selena Gomez that her hot chick super powers are not working on Justin Bieber #pullout; Los Angeles and Chicago are full of rats; #nowmorethanever we need a Surgeon…
Pat and Ryan bust out these headlines on the day ‘Murica celebrates the life of everyone’s favorite rapist/pillager/crap-navigator Christopher Columbus #eatme; had we not cut funding to the dudes in white lab coats, there might be an Ebola shot available…
This TGIF episode of the Crabs includes a rundown of the recent Sarah Palin family brawl in Alaska as well as these headlines: we are all purple penguins in the eyes of progressive education; across the pond, a dwarf took…