CrabDiving – Thu 111314 – Glenn Beck Death Scene, Kirk Cameron Poo Poos Sparkle Season, Ark of Urine

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The Crabs spread the following headlines on Thursday: Bill O’Reilly girds his loins in preparation for the oncoming onslaught upon Christmas; Alex Jones and Skeksis Phyllis Schlafly sound barely human demonstrating total apathy towards the people suffering from Ebola in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111214 – Sperm-Gate, Quakes Are The New Twisters, Ficher’s Net Best Not Be Neutral

On today’s show, Pat and Ryan revisit #spermgate at Starbucks, accept the fact there are now regular earthquakes in Kansas and Oklahoma #frackme, learn that Glenn Back has a case of the vapors, AKA “adrenal fatigue.” Finally, Bryan Fischer is…

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CrabDiving – Tue 111114 – The Red Crotch Of Courage, GOP Wants Your Healthcare, Grande Zygote Latte

On Tuesday, the Crabs are joined by Brent Parris and they deliver the following headlines: the Republicans are looking forward to taking away your healthcare; Jehovah’s Witness wacko thinks gay people are scheming to get us all into tight pants;…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111014 – Bush All Good With Iraq, Release The C-Word, Man Of God Schooled By A Kid

On this Monday edition, the Crabs are joined by Morning Wood host, Rick Wood and the following stories covered: Bush is all good with how his mission was accomplished in Iraq #strategery; Rodman takes credit for an assist in the…

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