CrabDiving salutes 58-year-old television pundit and civil rights activist Rev. Al Sharpton, who lately has been seen in the company of a nice, new, younger lady. The Rev is dating Aisha McShaw, 35, described as a “personal stylist” by the…
Alex Rodriguez Steroids and An Atheist Monument
On the Crab Nation Live! show, June 7, 2013: In Bradford County, Florida, atheists will be erecting a monument right across from the very Ten Commandments monument they tried to have removed. A private Christiban (Christian + Taliban) loony organization…
Tennessee Congressman Fincher Quotes Lenin’s Favorite Bible Verse in Food Stamps Debate
During a recent debate in Congress regarding cuts to food stamps programs, Republican Tennessee Congressman Stephen Fincher whipped out a Bible quote right out of Vladimir Lenin’s playbook. The lawmaker, who fraudulently calls himself a Christian, supports cuts to government aid…
Bieber Wants to Be Taken Seriously
So Bieber wants to be taken seriously? And he thinks that’s going to happen? Must be all that pot clouding his brain. At the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was soundly booed as he accepted some inexplicable, bullshitty honor called the…
CrabDiving is Aware of International Clitoris Awareness Week
According to this article the Huffington Post, May 6th through the 12th is: International Clitoris Awareness Week CrabDiving heartily endorses this celebration of all things Little Man in the Boat. Clitoraid – yes, you read that right – is a…