GOP clowns Bachmann, Gohmert, King took their The Three Idiots Tour to Egypt on taxpayer dime. Winning the “I’m the Stupidest” Award was Michele Bachmann, who, while fellating the Egyptian military for routing out those evil Muzzies, blamed the 9/11…
Happy Labor Day! Send That Lazy Kid of Yours to Work!
On this 2013 Labor Day, we commemorate the backbone of this country – the hardworking citizens living the American dream. Let us also remember which political party currently wants to decimate organized labor. They think that our benevolent corporate overlords…
Patrick Viall Is An Ordained Dudeist
For those of you that listen to the CrabDiving Comedy Podcast or our live streaming internet radio show, CrabNation, you know that my broadcasting and writing partner, Pat Viall, is an expert tennis player, writer, and actor. And now, my…
The Obamas Have No White Children
Misinformation site The Daily Caller (pinhead Tucker Carlson’s right-wing e-rag) runs a story about the Obamas’ new puppy. Here’s the last two lines: “With the addition of Sunny, the Obamas now have two black Portuguese water dogs. The Obamas do…
Race-Baiting Drudge Report Omits Pic of White Offender from Group of Thugs Charged in Murder
Just when you think that conservatard shit-pile “The Drudge Report” cannot sink any lower, they surprise you. Seeking to leap upon any instance of black-on-white crime since the Trayvon Martin shooting, the loathsome editors over at Drudge were thrilled to…