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CrabDiving – Mon 020821 – Trump’s Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate Starts Tomorrow

Trump's Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate

Trump’s insurrection incitement impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. Majority leader Schumer reached an agreement with Senator Saggy Skin, AKA Cocaine Mitch, regarding trial guidelines. New variants have popped up in the U.S. and scientists aren’t thrilled. My Pillow…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response copy

The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120220 – Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law & Sidney Powell’s Pathetic Kraken

Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law

Trump cult seditionists calling for martial law have proved to be the most fragile of fascist snowflakes. The Governor of Wisconsin called the Trump campaign’s election fraud lawsuit against his state is an assault upon democracy. The coronavirus continued to…

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CrabDiving – Trump Cult Is Going Totally Violent Fascist To Save Their Dear Leader & Loony Pastor Paula White Summons African Angels

Trump Cult Is Going Totally Violent Fascist To Save Their Dear Leader

The Trump cult is going totally violent fascist to save their dear leader. Biden edged closer to a “W” by acquiring electoral votes from swing states. Nazi sweat glob Steve Bannon suggested beheading Fauci and the FBI Director if Trump…

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