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CrabDiving – Wed 041421 – Officer Who Killed Daunte Wright Charged With Manslaughter

Officer Who Killed Daunte Wright Charged With Manslaughter

We start off with news of the officer who killed Daunte Wright charged with manslaughter. Old Testament fetishist Coach Dave Daubenmire blathered women shouldn’t be cops. Evil Ponzi schemist Bernie Madoff kicked the bucket. Alleged child sex trafficker and Florida…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030221 – FBI Director Wray Shot Down GOP Lies That Antifa Attacked The Capitol

FBI Director Wray shot down GOP lies that Antifa attacked The Capitol. Wray also explained phone data to the dimwitted insurrectionist Senator Josh Hawley. SCOTUS hinted they’d shamefully uphold GOP voter suppression. Despite the CDC asking folks to continue to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021721 – Racist, Sexist, Anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh Is Dead

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Racist, sexist, anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh is dead and tweets about urinating upon the oxy walrus’ grave abounded on Twitter. A couple of years ago, Nazi VIP and former Trump White House strategist, Steve Bannon said he thought Trump was…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020821 – Trump’s Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate Starts Tomorrow

Trump's Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate

Trump’s insurrection incitement impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. Majority leader Schumer reached an agreement with Senator Saggy Skin, AKA Cocaine Mitch, regarding trial guidelines. New variants have popped up in the U.S. and scientists aren’t thrilled. My Pillow…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122120 – Trump Cabal Tried To Cripple The CDC’s Coronavirus Response & Three Martini Lunch Tax Break

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The Trump cabal tried to cripple the CDC’s coronavirus response. A new strain of COVID-19 showed up in Denmark, The Netherlands, and Australia. A megachurch pastor did some mega spreading and not in a fun way. While America battles the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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